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Chuck Norris once slapped Pi so hard it became rational for a moment.

RIP dude, we’d continue the jokes, may your soul laughs as hard as we do.

Chuck Norris once bet 42 is a prime. He won.



Sorry, but these Chuck Norris jokes are more like Bruce Schneier facts: https://www.schneierfacts.com/


I used to love the Schneierfacts, I mean I still do, but I used to as well.

They were obviously a bit more niche, but that made them funnier to my mind.

> For Bruce Schneier, all zeros of the Riemann zeta function are trivial.


Oh! I didn't know that was a thing! hahaha love it!




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