That was my first though. After "wait, it's not April 1st yet".

Balenciaga would be an oversized black latex condom.

They literally sell a $400 Hermes apple watch band

Or a 2000 euro Hermes Apple Watch with bracelet, but it comes with special wallpaper you don’t get if you just buy the strap or 1000 euro bracelet separately

The strap and bracelet are both really nice though, do recommend if you aren’t very price sensitive.