The most amusing part about this is that literally the entire Spanish language is gendered, so we should probably change all words to 'x' replacements as well.
No more "los gatos"!
Lxs gatxs has so much more of a latin ring to it. (/s)
Spanish is being obliterated by lXs que lo hablan peor.
I think you have finally hit upon the solution to the pronoun problem.
In almost no case till I care about the express sexuality of the person for whom I am using a pronoun and I resent having to be forced to care about their self-centered nature, being self-centered myself.
However, instead of saying "he is wearing a weird hat", I can say "that cat is wearing a weird hat"
No more "los gatos"!
Lxs gatxs has so much more of a latin ring to it. (/s)
Spanish is being obliterated by lXs que lo hablan peor.